Before I get into it, just know the pictures just serve as visual representations, not actual pictures
Okay so anyway, evidence for this theory is the following:
THE FACT THAT HUMANS ARE SO HAIRLESS:
Only two kind of habitats give rise to hairless animals, an aquatic one and a one below the ground (a naked mole rat for example)
.The suggestion that humans have become hairless to prevent overheating has been rendered false because hair can act like a defense against the sun.
This is why camels retain their fur even in the hot dessert environment.
This is not true.
Cats, elephants, dogs, babirus, sphynx, and hippos all have less hair than we have. Humans are quite literally covered in hair, although some may have hair too thin or pale to be seen from more than a couple inches away.
OUR FAT CELLS
We have ten times the number of fat cells as expected in an animal our size. Only two types of animals have large fat cells: hibernating and aquatic ones.
In hibernating it’s seasonal fat, but in aquatic it’s all year round. It’s unreasonable to think that we evolved this feature in land because large fat pockets would have just slowed us down.
Primate babies are always born slender, but human babies start to develop fat even before birth.
You have to be joking me. This is quite literally (again) not true at all. Not even close to being true. I can’t get over how completely, utterly, not-even-googled untrue this statement is.
WALKING ON TWO LEGS
So we’re the only mammals that have developed bipedalism. This is a surprise, because walking on 2 legs vs. walking on 4 legs is very disadvantageous. It’s slower, unstable, our organs are vulnerable to damage.
One theory is that if our habitat was flooded, we’d have to walk on two legs to keep our heads above the water.
The only animal who has ever evolved a pelvis like ours, the swamp ape, used this method.
We are? Really? Really? Is it April Fools Day already? Because this has got to be a joke.
We have conscious control over our breathing. Ever other land animal doesn’t. Mammals like dolphins and seals also conscious control because it tells them how deep they are going to dive and they can estimate how much air they need to inhale.
Okay, this proves it, you thought it was April Fools Day and you’ve decided to play a huge joke on all of us. Well jokes on you, buddy, it’s February!
Our body is so wasteful of salt and water. Think of tears and our way of sweating. Other land mammals don’t have this. Water mammals do however.
"I’m just making stuff up now, I hope no one bothers to think critically about this or, I don’t know, look any of it up.”
Okay anyway I hope you learned something.
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I’m not even going to get into your “sources.”
This was a hilarious joke though. Totally laughed my booty off a few times.
(Source: sixpenceee, via ready-the-archers)